I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
