idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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