im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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