Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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