i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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