love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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