He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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