Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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