So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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