I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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