maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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