the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
