One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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