whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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