so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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