your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
