So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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