oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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