i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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