Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wish I only lived at night.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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