I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
