It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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