He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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