I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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