I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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