So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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