That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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