i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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