found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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