there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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