Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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