I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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