After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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