So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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