just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
vagina is talking i cant
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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