the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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