awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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