I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
she pinky promised me she was 18
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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