Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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