Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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