is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Houston, we have a blender
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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