quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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