that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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