windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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