Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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