You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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