Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Randomize
