Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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