We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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