she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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